Sold yellowcake to Kim Jong-il?
Used the night deposit slot at a sperm bank?
Woken up in a Hoboken alley handcuffed to a Dumpster?
Asked the delivery boy to lick the pizza?
Gotten impure thoughts at the Belmont Stakes?
Been pistol-whipped by Sarah Palin?
Fantasized about sex with the color blind?
Undertipped a cow?
"Refilled" the toner cartridge at work?
Made love to a Higg's boson?
Not fucked a Senate page?
Called out the wrong name while masturbating?
Given a lap dance to Stephen Hawking?
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