It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I and my Mother Mrs.Faith Kojo who is in the Hospital bed now because of her sickness[Cancer of the liver and Stroke],intend to establish in your country.
Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confiding in someone to succeed sometimes in life.There is this amount of Fourteen Million Five hundred US Dollars ($14.500.000.00)which my late Father deposited with a Finance/Security Vault in Europe which he wanted to used for his political reason in our Country before he was assassinated.
Now I and my Mother is in Indonesia and have decided to invest these money in your country or anywhere safe enough outside Africa for security and political reasons,since we are now in Indonesia.
We want you to help us,stand as the foreign beneficiary and claim and receive the consignment trunk box containing the fund from the Finance Company to enable us plan for the investment in your Country:
I will like to invest part of the money into these three investment in your Country but, if there is any other business that is better than my suggestion, I will be very glad to follow your advice:
1). Real estate 2). The transport industry 3). Five star hotel
If you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to offer to you 25% Of the total fund while the balance will be invested in any good business in your country.
I await your soonest response at [firstname.lastname@example.org] As soon as I hear from you,I will give you my contact number so we can talk on the phone.
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Can you ID that quote? (Hint: It's from the Norman Mailer-directed Tough Guys Don't Dance, 1987, headlining the quasifaceted Ryan O'Neal.) Now available in High Contrast PAL/Secam/NTSC. Best movie made in the '80s, possibly EVER. Actually, it sucks. Sucks donkey logs. Now in SCHADENDREUDESCOPE!
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Is there anything more depressing? DIY dildoes. Floggers made of exhausted bungee and curtain rod. Fishing rods repurposed as "canes" and belts turned into collars. A little dignity, people. Hey, I budget the lifestyle too. I go to Ho Depot and cast an appraising glance at pennysaver pervertibles. There's a diff, though, between ingenious improv and Salvation Army Store S&M. To wail away at you with something that looks like it was made by an 11-year-old at camp, or smells like fishing tackle soaked in Geritol, demeans everyone.