Saturday, March 28, 2009

Coke vs. Your Progeny

Happy Pesach, or Ecumenically Acceptable Day of Atonement/Remembrance! Just a reminder: For this week and this week ONLY, Coca-Cola (tm) has been deemed parve and/or kosher.
WTF? I'm not sure which, or what the difference is.
Why Should I Care? Because, Mr or Ms Insensitive Clueless Goyim, it means Coke (tm) is using 100% natural CANE SUGAR, not corn syrup.
Yeah. And? tastes better. I guess. Or it's better for the environment? Plus it's maybe better as a spermicide.

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