Product name: Remote control bra
Type: FS-64
Product introduction:
effect:8 meters, vibrate, two speed, red
It can librate just control by on-off, make woman's breast last movely
Barely Here Or There…
3 years ago
Friday, April 17, 2009
Chinese sex toy du jour
Product name: Remote control bra
Type: FS-64
Product introduction:
effect:8 meters, vibrate, two speed, red
It can librate just control by on-off, make woman's breast last movely
Friday, April 10, 2009
Opportunity knocks!
Dearest,
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I and my Mother Mrs.Faith Kojo who is
in the Hospital bed now because of her sickness[Cancer of the liver and Stroke],intend to establish in your
country.
Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confiding in someone to succeed
sometimes in life.There is this amount of Fourteen Million Five hundred US Dollars ($14.500.000.00)which
my late Father deposited with a Finance/Security Vault in Europe which he wanted to used for his political
reason in our Country before he was assassinated.
Now I and my Mother is in Indonesia and have decided to invest these money in your country or anywhere
safe enough outside Africa for security and political reasons,since we are now in Indonesia.
We want you to help us,stand as the foreign beneficiary and claim and receive the consignment trunk box
containing the fund from the Finance Company to enable us plan for the investment in your Country:
I will like to invest part of the money into these three investment in your Country but, if there is any other
business that is better than my suggestion, I will be very glad to follow your advice:
1). Real estate
2). The transport industry
3). Five star hotel
If you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to offer to you 25% Of the total fund while the
balance will be invested in any good business in your country.
I await your soonest response at [yada@yada.com]
As soon as I hear from you,I will give you my contact number so we can talk on the phone.
Respectfully yours,
Michael Kojo.
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I and my Mother Mrs.Faith Kojo who is
in the Hospital bed now because of her sickness[Cancer of the liver and Stroke],intend to establish in your
country.
Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confiding in someone to succeed
sometimes in life.There is this amount of Fourteen Million Five hundred US Dollars ($14.500.000.00)which
my late Father deposited with a Finance/Security Vault in Europe which he wanted to used for his political
reason in our Country before he was assassinated.
Now I and my Mother is in Indonesia and have decided to invest these money in your country or anywhere
safe enough outside Africa for security and political reasons,since we are now in Indonesia.
We want you to help us,stand as the foreign beneficiary and claim and receive the consignment trunk box
containing the fund from the Finance Company to enable us plan for the investment in your Country:
I will like to invest part of the money into these three investment in your Country but, if there is any other
business that is better than my suggestion, I will be very glad to follow your advice:
1). Real estate
2). The transport industry
3). Five star hotel
If you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to offer to you 25% Of the total fund while the
balance will be invested in any good business in your country.
I await your soonest response at [yada@yada.com]
As soon as I hear from you,I will give you my contact number so we can talk on the phone.
Respectfully yours,
Michael Kojo.
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Saturday, March 28, 2009
Coke vs. Your Progeny
Happy Pesach, or Ecumenically Acceptable Day of Atonement/Remembrance! Just a reminder: For this week and this week ONLY, Coca-Cola (tm) has been deemed parve and/or kosher.
WTF? I'm not sure which, or what the difference is.
Why Should I Care? Because, Mr or Ms Insensitive Clueless Goyim, it means Coke (tm) is using 100% natural CANE SUGAR, not corn syrup.
Yeah. And? Umm...it tastes better. I guess. Or it's better for the environment? Plus it's maybe better as a spermicide.
THE MORE YOU KNOW!
WTF? I'm not sure which, or what the difference is.
Why Should I Care? Because, Mr or Ms Insensitive Clueless Goyim, it means Coke (tm) is using 100% natural CANE SUGAR, not corn syrup.
Yeah. And? Umm...it tastes better. I guess. Or it's better for the environment? Plus it's maybe better as a spermicide.
THE MORE YOU KNOW!
Contest! "I am so wrong for this kind of imbroglio"
Can you ID that quote? (Hint: It's from the Norman Mailer-directed Tough Guys Don't Dance, 1987, headlining the quasifaceted Ryan O'Neal.) Now available in High Contrast PAL/Secam/NTSC. Best movie made in the '80s, possibly EVER.Actually, it sucks. Sucks donkey logs. Now in SCHADENDREUDESCOPE!
Monday, March 23, 2009
Lots of men tell me I am their idol
The week's v1agrA spam subject lines. Eventually I'll have enough of these to turn into a magical realist novel. Its success will be unexampled in the world of belles lettres, and I'll make enough $$ to buy that chalet in Gstaadt and a second palazzo in Ventimiglia. THEN you'll be sorry you called me a sick pig in Junior High School!
Don't be alarmed when it doesn't stop growing
A!dd up to 4 inchfes to ylours puenis giln
Stretch her to the max with a larger organ
Painless growth results to your satisfaction
Cherish your size
она ждет тебя без трусов
Increase your morale during an economic downturn
Re: you will right, Jozef
Stop your lady from leaving you
There is greatness in hardness
Become your neighborhood's hottest man
Reduce all undesired symptoms
No need to kill yourself over size
Is big pennis good for you or not? o1u
Police open fire on elderly in Iowa
Effortless Narcotic Support
Great news for disenchanted men!
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Sadmid slato Torcle Frush
Stop being a loser
Don't be alarmed when it doesn't stop growing
A!dd up to 4 inchfes to ylours puenis giln
Stretch her to the max with a larger organ
Painless growth results to your satisfaction
Cherish your size
она ждет тебя без трусов
Increase your morale during an economic downturn
Re: you will right, Jozef
Stop your lady from leaving you
There is greatness in hardness
Become your neighborhood's hottest man
Reduce all undesired symptoms
No need to kill yourself over size
Is big pennis good for you or not? o1u
Police open fire on elderly in Iowa
Effortless Narcotic Support
Great news for disenchanted men!
indoor buttock battlefront someone dystrophy
clow erasspon Pepplow boare
shuth Hieroscope Aere Cryston
Chison Pepplana tungus adulum Floon
Elepputh swimmid Solital cape mongle Swort
x-rass womputh Floodle
Sadmid slato Torcle Frush
Stop being a loser
BDSM on a Budget
Is there anything more depressing? DIY dildoes. Floggers made of exhausted bungee and curtain rod. Fishing rods repurposed as "canes" and belts turned into collars.
A little dignity, people. Hey, I budget the lifestyle too. I go to Ho Depot and cast an appraising glance at pennysaver pervertibles. There's a diff, though, between ingenious improv and Salvation Army Store S&M. To wail away at you with something that looks like it was made by an 11-year-old at camp, or smells like fishing tackle soaked in Geritol, demeans everyone.
A little dignity, people. Hey, I budget the lifestyle too. I go to Ho Depot and cast an appraising glance at pennysaver pervertibles. There's a diff, though, between ingenious improv and Salvation Army Store S&M. To wail away at you with something that looks like it was made by an 11-year-old at camp, or smells like fishing tackle soaked in Geritol, demeans everyone.
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